Dale Strong "Facts"
Dale Strong is an LSU fan.
Harambe wouldn't have voted for Dale Strong.
His Cornbread isn't quite cooked in the middle.
He doesn't return his buggy at the grocery store.
Dale Strong is the reason we don't have the Choco-Taco anymore.
He would celebrate his win by drinking White Claw.
Dale Strong is forbidden from debating because he is unarmed.
He co-wrote Season 8 of Game of Thrones.
Dale Strong sits to pee.
Even Me-maw wouldn't bless his heart.
Hillary Clinton feels he's a little too corrupt for her.
This page is political satire to demonstrate how out-of-touch Dale Strong has become with the people he should be representing.